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Well, in a way I`m sorry I bring this up here but I am anxious to know what you people think of this. Follow the link and tell me if the Englisch version of this (Dutch) site is as hilarious as the Dutch. white starr
I can`t stop laughing while reading it and I can`t imagine it`s real
 
Posts: 112 | Location: Holland | Registered: 18 June 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Originally posted by Dr Kitt:
Well, in a way I`m sorry I bring this up here

You should be; some of us are eating breakfast Mad


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Sorry Drykid, I hope I didn`t spoil your appetite. This phenomenon is all over the Dutch media at the moment because of a new movie "Moordwijven". I found this site and couldn`t stop laughing so I thought I share it with you
 
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching it is verifiably a real phenomenon. I heard of it a couple of years ago at least though, its current presence in the mainstream dutch media notwithstanding.


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I thought this was a piss take at first, and that the company were talking out of their arses (ahem)!

Then I realised that the world really has gone totally mad!


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You can have a strawberry scented arse!!


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