Alonzo Church: Mathematician, logician.
Alonza Bevan: Musician, bass cadet.

Alonzo Church: Bane of computer science students worldwide.
Alonza Bevan: Largely unknown to computer science students.

Alonzo Church: Invented lamda calculus.
Alonza Bevan: Invented the bassline to "Smart Dogs"

Alonzo Church: Worked on the church-turing thesis.
Alonza Bevan: Worked on the kula-touring circuit.

Alonzo Church: Post-doctoral fellowship at Göttingen.
Alonza Bevan: Post-goth style situation.

Alonzo Church: Smoked a lot of cigarettes.
Alonza Bevan: Smokes a lot of spliffs.

Alonzo Church: Smart man.
Alonza Bevan: Smart dog.

This message has been edited. Last edited by: eQuAnImOs_h4t!!!,

i am presuming you are all in silent awe.

Yeah let's just call it that, shall we?!

i demand respect for my insane blathering

The bassline to "Smart dogs" is one of the greatest inventions in the world,that's true.

achieving the rank of bass cadet is no mean feat either