Yes put me down, I might fart.

You could of course aim me at Leon before I fart...

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Originally posted by KulaBeth:
Yes put me down, I might fart.

You could of course aim me at Leon before I fart...

he isn't worthy of your flowery scented farts,beth.

No, but he is worthy of my shit scented ones.

And then I can pwn in my boots once again.

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Originally posted by KulaBeth:
No, but he is worthy of my shit scented ones.

agreed...
*prpares to launch Beth.*

He seems to have run off. I shall eat beans in preparation for his return!

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Originally posted by KulaBeth:
He seems to have run off. I shall eat beans in preparation for his return!

good good. The Asda variety...not the Heinz ones.

Tesco Value 7p beans I think!

yummy scrummy!

what the hell is this 'pwn' shiznit then, folks. and yeah, maybe he is james blunt. or the cockney rhyming slang equivalent

Definitions

Written - go here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn

Visual - as follows

uv been owned leon, u fat wanab james blunt, go complain on a "we hate kula shaker" webiste....oh wait hang on...there isnt one that exists...i wonder why??

*pwns him away*

*wins*

ha leon...uve gotta love him!! sitting at his computer making his little brain work and then unleashing his words of wisdom upon us all....who knows wot he'll present to us in his next chapter....i can hardly wait

Not quite sure why thinking Kula Shaker are bullshit would mean I listened to James Blunt. Surely he is the modern day equivalent of Kula Shaker (band wagon jumping scene following moron appealling tosh)?

I do like the laudable 'comebacks' I was presented with though. Not heard many 'fart' jokes since primary school. Keep it up.