If Crispian says: "updates are...

in 1 day/this coming instant/10to10/as we are chanting", he means:

2 months


in 1 week/coming very soon/karmically close/" he means:

6 months


in 1 month/over the next phase of the moon/", he means:

1 year

in 1 year/IN the bhagvad gita", he means:

"i'm only saying this to lead you guys on in the hope i can hold on to you as my fans for my next vague project"


We love him really tho. If u manage to be patient with CT, you have reached true nirvana.


K

oh we are so so enlightened....

Good call K.

I've often pondered the mystery of Crispian Time and have finally decided that it's a reaction based on the event horizon principal.

Basically, should you be unlucky enough to fall into a black hole and then subesequently be lucky enough to survive the extreme effects of gravity, you'd experience time dialation as everything inside a black hole is effectively stretched. Those outside the black hole will still experience normal time, so you could (in theory) enter the black hole and stay inside for any period of time. (say, 24 hours for the sake of this explanation) but on your exit from the black hole, the people who hadn't passed the event horizon would see you entering then exiting almost immediately.

This theory suggests that in between updates from Crispian we are, in fact, the ones who have passed the event horizon which is why we see events taking longer than they do outside of the event horizon (CM's reality).

Having said that though, for us to be able to communicate and co-exist on the same plane as CM, he'd also have had to pass the same event horizon, which basically un-wraps the delicate structure of my entire theory. Unless of course he's a pan-dimentional being, with the ability to jump through various realities by the use of singularities within the space-time continuum.
(A prime example being Worm Holes, although their existence is still theoretical)

Of course, it might just be that he's a lazy sod, who spends all day in bed shagging and eating pot noodles.

I certainly wouldn't shag anyone who eats Pot Noodle in bed......

Basically, CM is a lazy git who'll do something "when he remembers who he is"

hmm...we must quiz crispian about crispian time.

i wonder if he knows himself what it is.

K

quote:

Originally posted by snowed under:
I certainly wouldn't shag anyone who eats Pot Noodle in bed......

That rules out the vast majority of the UK male population Annie, drop your standards a little woman!

Standards?! What standards?!

Maybe we should cut the guy some slack........
last year it was bye bye to the Jeevas, School of Braja stuff, obviously now, reformed the Kula,writing new material? lost his grandad, 'Winged Boy' on the go. So perhaps he wasn't there everyday eating Pot Noodles in bed (lucky sod! I love em, but I can never get that 'fill line' right)still it's gotta be better than the 9 to 5.
.....awaits custard pies in face.....

quote:

Originally posted by Totally Kula-Kukoo:
Maybe we should cut the guy some slack........
last year it was bye bye to the Jeevas, School of Braja stuff, obviously now, reformed the Kula,writing new material? lost his grandad, 'Winged Boy' on the go. So perhaps he wasn't there everyday eating Pot Noodles in bed (lucky sod! I love em, but I can never get that 'fill line' right)still it's gotta be better than the 9 to 5.
.....awaits custard pies in face.....

*throws pie*

K

quote:

Originally posted by Totally Kula-Kukoo:
Maybe we should cut the guy some slack........
last year it was bye bye to the Jeevas, School of Braja stuff, obviously now, reformed the Kula,writing new material? lost his grandad, 'Winged Boy' on the go. So perhaps he wasn't there everyday eating Pot Noodles in bed (lucky sod! I love em, but I can never get that 'fill line' right)still it's gotta be better than the 9 to 5.
.....awaits custard pies in face.....

Hey sally,
thanks for the kind message....nice to meet you as well!

Susheel (K)

Well u r 'THE MAN ' on this site and several others!(prostrates on ground) Where on earth did you find that Jap band?

quote:

Originally posted by Totally Kula-Kukoo:
Well u r 'THE MAN ' on this site and several others!(prostrates on ground) Where on earth did you find that Jap band?

Where on earth?! In Japan of course! (ok,bad joke)...i just stumbled across it...they do a lot of kula shaker covers supposedly...which is all good!

K

HaHA! I liked the 'Oasis' logo behind rather ironic! .....wipes pie off face.